Ride to fucking Hell: Retribution is a $60 box of shit disguised as a shitty video game published by Deep Shitver, the game is set in the 2013's gaming culture on Earth and is available for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360,Nintendo DS,Gameboy advance,apple,banana,calculator, and my anus,but you don't want to buy it.
THE MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY NAME! I WILL DESTROY HIM AND RIDE HIS MOTHER TO HELL
Jake Conway loves boobs and will kill you if you mess with him
Ride to Hell: Retribution is a shit game in the tumultuous age of 2013. A lone rider, "Big Hand Bill", is locked in a battle against the player's ability to exit the game. "Big Hand Bill" will employ any means necessary to enact his vengeance: Smashing the game using a hammer, shitting on it, and running it over on "Big Hand Bill's" shitty bike.
WAIT WHAT? IT HAS STORY AT ALL? WAT
Dumbasses in this piece of shit.Edit
Jake Conway,a bitch who knows fuck all,and has the same model as fucking Jim Raynor(Starcraft II),But without any motivation,motive and reason. He's that fucking boring.
Development (There was no one)Edit
A company promised a good game in the backdrop of the 1960s. The concept looked cool,like going up the ranks of a tough motorcycle gang. That sounded cool. Only now, Deep Silver took a DUMP at their idea and said "Fuck it, heres a game" and make this good idea into one of the BIGGEST FUCKING PIECE OF DECAYED PIECE OF SHIT EVER! FUCK! SERIOUSLY, EVEN MINDJACK (A total mind-fuckingly shitty game) IS BETTER!!! And its been in development since 2006! TWO THOUSAND FUCKING SIX!!!
It was cancelled at some time, back when people were 'excited' for it. AND IT SHOULD HAVE STAYED THAT WAY!!!
It was announced later, and everyone was excited, then they played the game and everyone saw the utter shit that the game was.
No-one has dared bother to play this game any further then the start, so there is no screenshots of this sack of shit called a game don't waste 60$ dollars on this shit the voice acting is horrid and the story mode makes you wanna kill yourself why the fuck am I even editing this??
"THIS GAME IS AWESOME AS FUCK, I CAN'T STOP PLAYING IT OMG!"
-Pie (Very much fuck you)
"WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN DOING THIS REVIEW ANYWAY?!"
"REVOLUTIONARY PIECE OF CRAP!"
-Sincerely, Video Game Industries
Same as above, no-one can get past the awful intro.
29th August - Angry Joe reviewed the game. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.